A Revolutionary War Quiz for Tea Party Patriots

The Battles of Lexington and Concord took place in:

a) New Hampshire

b) Iowa

c) Massachusetts communities that did not vote for Scott Brown.

Paul Revere made his midnight ride:

a) To ring bells and warn the British that they would never take our guns

b) Because his new wife had a craving for Concord grapes.

c) Because Joseph Warren told him to.

The Founding Fathers' views on race relations:

a) led them to work tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States

b) led President Washington to give American support to the slave revolt that achieved Haitian independence.

c) led to the Civil War

The religious beliefs of George Washington and Benjamin Franklin can best be summarized as follows:

a)   Barack Obama is a Muslim.

b).  God is infallible, The Founders were all devout Christians.  Therefore, the Founders were infallible.  Q.E.D.

c)   God’s truths can be found entirely through nature and reason.

The Boston Tea Party:

a) was a Liberatian backlash orchestrated by Fox News

b) is why "the right to destructive mob action" is enshrined in the US Constitution.

c) was not about high taxes.

The United States Constitution:

a) guarantees the right to "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"

b) establishes the right of revolution as positive law

c)  can be visited at the former Charleston Navy Yard, Pier One, Boston.

Oh say, can you C?