I swear, that is what I had to conclude from a very enlightening call I received this evening from someone at 703-656-9940 which is listed as an NRA number who very much wanted me to listen to a prepared tape by the Vice President of the NRA about how representatives of the UN from Canada, Australia and some European countries were conspiring with the Obama administration to take away my guns. It turns out that Secretary Condoleeza Rice and John Bolton were engaged in just this sort of activity back in the 2nd Bush administration, at least to hear the person on the other end of the line tell it, and yet at an NRA Freedom rally somewhere in South Carolina, Nancy Pelosi attended and defended my right to bear arms.
All I can say is, Hallelujah! I told them that the day they sent me their magazine standing arm in arm with Nancy Pelosi and exposing the Bush era UN conspiracy to take away my guns lead by Rice and Bolton would be the day I would join the NRA. I asked why they had not taken this incredible information to Fox News or Rush Limbaugh instead of calling me about it, and the fellow on the other end of the line said that Rush was being careful and I said that sure didn't sound like him. Ol' Rush isn't afraid to call out Republican traitors, especially on such an important issue as our constitutional rights.
We talked for about 15 minutes, which I am sure is much longer than the NRA propaganda tape this poor telemarketer really wanted me to listen to instead of him. I hope, for his sake, that the call was not monitored for quality. We both agred that Charlton Heston must be spinning in his grave, but I suspect for different reasons.