The Walking the Berkshires Family Archive Caption Contest is no longer just a prestige event in which the wittiest wags on the web vie for the honor of appending something deliciously droll to an image from my extensive family files. While the honor of the thing is reason enough to let your fancy fly, we now offer an even greater incentive. Though fortune is beyond our means to bestow, fame is another matter, and winners of the Family Archive Caption Contest now are awarded a handsome, custom-made testimonial, suitable for framing, and broadcasting to all and sundry that you and you alone had the winning caption. Regular participants are sure to be strong contenders, but this is anyone's race and this time it could be you! All that is required is an inspired and imaginative caption for this:




American groom-to-be (l) at his Shanghai bachelor party shows disappointment with the fan dancers arranged by the local pastor.
Posted by: Tour Marm | August 29, 2007 at 02:26 PM
Man, you folks are going to make this tough! Keep 'em coming!
Posted by: GreenmanTim | August 29, 2007 at 12:59 PM
After musing awhile about the political correctness of his thoughts, Chin Yan (the Chinese gentleman on the far left) decided that all Caucasians look like.
Posted by: Janice Brown | August 29, 2007 at 12:55 PM
After sitting for several hours without table, menu, or food, Sidney and Albert begain to suspect
they'd gotten the address wrong.
Posted by: Bill West | August 29, 2007 at 04:11 AM
Compelled to their seats in the agony of tight-fitting boots, Messers Birk and Stock conceded the superiority of flat soled footwear and promptly changed their business model.
Posted by: V Marie | August 28, 2007 at 08:59 PM